Meet Ed

Ed (Pronounced: Eg)

Ed was not attractive from birth. Growing into a thin, lanky, and frail frame, a pointed jutting chin, yellowed teeth, speech impediment, and pale, oily skin he was nothing you bothered looing at for longer than necessary.

Eds nose was long and very thin, hollowed cheeks, and ‘barely there’ lips. Hair thinning at 13 years old, he combed over to hide the balding to prevent further bullying. All these traits brought on by inbreeding due to his family’s generational racist outlook that they were better than anyone else. Thereby poisoning their bloodline.

As an adult, Ed, who then began to acquire enough wealth from his father to make himself look better, he underwent a lot of cosmetic procedures. None made him anymore handsome, just less startling to look at. He gained weight which distributed unfairly to his face, chest, and thighs. Hair plugs and permanent hair dye to give fullness to his pompadour. Chin and jaw implants to make his face more balanced, and of course a set of veneers to help him smile more.

He looked like a generic plastic doll, a robotic shell of fake humanity.

He was happy though…for awhile.

Meet Ed. Posing in a fun and endearing way on the red carpet.